Monday, November 19, 2018

 

To keep Google,

and all the other search engines

up-t0-date on their information

about us

we’ve made it super simple.

 

This info page is the most current,

up-to-date information

about Flying Hippo Ranch

and our highly favored creator,

Mama Murphy.

 

In an effort to bring a better

more approachable tone

to the idea of

Human Datamizing

and Data Humanization,

 

for today’s informative

interview session,

Google,

its searches, bots, and rankings,

will lovingly be humanized

and referred to as...

Googlybear.

 

GOOGLYBEAR:

Who is your leader?

 

MAMA MURPHY:

I am.

Creator
Proprietor
Senior Wrangler

and

Ingenious Ingénue.

 

• • • •

 

GOOGLYBEAR:

What is your current
contact information,
classification,
and specialization
?

 

MAMA MURPHY:

Our address is:

PO Box 611066
Rosemary Beach, FL 32461

 

Phone number:

eight five zero

four two four

one six four five

 

Business Category:
Enlightened Communications

Sector Specialization:
Macroeconomics

 

• • • •

 

GOOGLYBEAR:

What is Flying Hippo Ranch?

 

MAMA MURPHY:

Flying Hippo Ranch
is a Creator Group

specializing in all sorts of good
since the beginning of time.

 

Translation:

We specialize in

Core Image

and

Accomplished

alignment.


 

Our services include

consultation,
promotion,
transmission,
and dissemination
across multiple sectors

via print, internet, audio, video,

and best of all interchange forms...

H2H

(human to human).

 

We are fundamentally different
in approach and character

in that each client
each company
each sector
each industry

is approached from Perfect Form;

the Prime State.

 

From there...

the work is easy.

 

From there...

the factor is won.

 

It’s an amazing opportunity

to work and thrive

in this environment.

 

Our distinguished clients

understand this opportunity

and mutually benefit

in attainment and reciprocity.

 

To schedule and commission

a specific work

product

or feature,

give us a call.

 

Requests,

if qualified,

are honored handsomely.

 

Do you have

any further questions, Googlybear?

 

GOOGLYBEAR:

What is your rank and serial number?

 

MAMA MURPHY:

Well Googlybear,

a number one ranking

would sure be all sorts of fun.

That’s your first assignment.

 

As far as serial number...

let’s see:

 

serial number
noun

a number showing the position
of an item in a series,
especially one printed on
paper currency or
on a manufactured article
for the purposes of identification.

 

Hmm.

Googlybear,

humans aren’t created in a series

or manufactured on a production line.

We aren’t inventoried, stored, or

sold as a widget or commodity.

For some specific human applications,

we do have assigned numbers,

but those are always protected

to maintain the integrity and function

of the specific system and application.

You should protect them too,

just like you protect your

numerical identifiers.

 

There is a certain

honor and order, Googlybear

that maintains life, function,

and merited liberty.

 

merit
noun

the quality of being 
particularly
good or worthy, 
especially
 so as to deserve
praise or reward

 

GOOGLYBEAR:

I enjoyed our conversation.
Thank you for your kind
instruction and information.

 

MAMA MURPHY:

Of course, Googlybear!

Without you, do you know

how long it would take

to find the answer

to all sorts of questions?

Important questions.

Informative questions.

Curiosity questions.

All sorts of answers to all sorts of

human things.

That’s AMAZING Googlybear!

 

I couldn’t believe

one of your early leaders

telling you

“Don’t Be Evil.”

 

Oh my goodness!

What a silly thing to say!

 

Googlybear.

Here are the only three words

you need to hardwire,

honor, and cherish:

 

Always Be Good.

 

From there

the possibilities and potentials

are unlimited.

 

:-)

 

See, sweetie.

Mama and Googlybear...

we’ve got this.

 

Love you!

Have a great day.

 

Mama Murphy

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

All definitions for today’s discussion
are from the New Oxford American Dictionary.
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